As my blogger friend Ghostwritermummy put it on her list this week – this could kind of go a few ways. Serious, silly, emotional etc. She, quite rightly, plumped for being honest. My last blog entry was a very emotional one to write, so for this one -although honest- I’ve plumped for silly. So here’s my second contribution to the wonderful Katetakes5 Listography, with 5 things I wish I could do:
1 – Actually punch the celebrities I listed for last weeks enrty “5 celebrities I’d like to punch”
2 – Contact juggling! Yeah! A-la David-Bowie-as-the-Goblin-King in The Labyrinth. It’s just SO cool. I’ve tried a couple of times (granted both of them whilst pissed at festivals) and just looked like a tool that couldn’t hold onto a plastic ball.
The Goblin King – The only man to make leggings and a mullet good!
(If you don’t know what it is check this guy out . . . “click!” )
3 – STOP PRESSING CAPSLOCK ACCIDENTLY WHEN I’M TYPING AND THEN NOT REALISING FOR AGES! Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
4 – Work the new super spandangly, mega stupendous, Hi-def, back-lit, LED TV without my husbands help.
5 – Be able to tell the difference between the new super spandangly, mega stupendous, Hi-def, back-lit, LED TV and the old one. Apart from on the bank statement.
GOD I’m deep!