TO EEEEEEEND – putting Grace on my back in her special carrier, balancing over a plank that’s there to get across the massive hole right outside the back door, and clambering precariously over a 5ft pile of rubble and bricks that’s blocking the side of the house. All the while, Grace is finding the whole episode hilarious, and persistently kicks Mummy in the back.
And all before 8 in the morning.
Still no courtesy car from the shocking company my insurance people have put me onto, over a week after some div went into the back of us, and by 9am – seven missed calls from solicitors (whom I have already informed several times: I do not have whiplash, I have not incurred any financial losses, and I can’t be arsed suing anyone!) Also this morning – a major punch up between two year 10 girls, and a headache.
The house is a complete s**t tip, I don’t have anything for tea, and I have just literally this second chipped my new un-chippable £30 gel manicure that I’ve had for one frigging day.
So how are you?