Having had a very poorly toddler this week, we’ve done a fair bit of telly watching. As a result, I’ve had a good long time to ponder the mentalness that is “In The Night Garden” Over-thinking and lack of sleep have led me to the following conclusions:
Disclaimer: The following statements are the personal opinions of the blogger and the blogger only. They are written strictly for entertainment purposes and cast no genuine aspersions on the sexuality or mental capabilities of the Night Garden Residents. Nor are they written with any reasearch behind claims of the use of cryogenic freezing or bombs as cast members.
2. Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy – Lesbian couple.
3. The Tombliboos – Idiots! They confuse me and raise to many questions. Where are their carers? Why can’t they keep their trousers on? Why do they wear rollers when they have no hair? AND someone needs to tell them they can’t play the keyboard for sh*t.
4. The Pinky Ponk – A brightly painted World War 2 bomb with a giant tit stuck on the front. Makes noises similar to my daughters arse when she had gastroenteritis.
5. The Pontipines – Cryogenically frozen Wooden Tops from the 60’s that have been revived and infiltrated modern children’s television. YOU DON’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR FALSE MOUSTACHE MR P! I’M ONTO YOU!!!
Like I said . . . I’m tired.