Bugger, bollocky, bum and back to reality with a bang! (Check THAT for alliteration Mr G – old english teacher who said I wouldn’t amount to much! And while you’re at it, check out my last blog post whilst I blow you a big fat raspberry . . . BBLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!) Continue reading
Monthly Archives: October 2011
Today, I had a book published. A book based on the entries from the very blog you are reading now.
Wow. Continue reading
What’s that I see approaching on the horizon? Ah yes. . . that’ll be my wit’s end, and I’m nearly at it. Fellow parents, friends and followers, mothers of the world: HELP! Continue reading
I know you guys have been on the edge of your seat since reading The Gym part one. Wondering how I’ve got on since joining, how buff I am now, am I enjoying it, have I lost weight etc. Well here it is folks, sit back, grab a cuppa, and enjoy . . .
The Gym . . . Part Two.
- Had induction.
Now where’s that Toblerone. . . ?
We went to the doctors today. Grace has had a temperature on and off for nearly a week, is lethargic. has puffy eyes, and is generally just not herself. Poor little Giblet. So when I noticed a rash all over her chest and back – well – definitely time for the GP. Continue reading
Bit of a weird day today. Not for any major reason, just a series of slightly odd happenings. It stared off in the early hours of the morning, whilst sat on the toilet in the half-light, mid-ablutions. I reached down to stroke Winnie, our lovely little black cat who’s crouched beside my feet.
Only she isn’t.
I am in fact stroking a pair of my husbands dirty boxers, casually strewn on the bathroom floor. . . Ew.
Odd thing number two: Continue reading