Monthly Archives: December 2011

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells: A Duet

Bold = Mummy

Italics = Grace

This is sung several times a day in the Waterbirthplease house-hold. Chorus is best sung/shouted at full volume, with a self congratulatory cheer and round of applause at the end of the song (and if possible – wearing Mummy’s boots and a bobble hat).









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Me Finder – Safety for your Child

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Oh for F*** Sake!

I came THIS close to wrapping up a tin of tuna as a Christmas present for one of the cats yesterday. That’s how ridiculous things have got. All of our animals get a Christmas present, but one of our cats is exceptionally fussy and tuna was the only thing I know she goes mad for. I seriously had to stop myself.


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